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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
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An owl is sitting in a tree, watching as two men argue below. One man says, “It’s too high!” The other says, “It’s too low!”
What is the owl thinking?
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A teacher asks a student to write an essay using invisible ink. The next day, the student hands in a blank sheet of paper.
What does the teacher say?
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A fisherman catches a magical fish that grants him three wishes. He wishes for a big house, a fast car, and lots of money. The fish grants all three wishes, but the fisherman remains unhappy.
Why is the fisherman unhappy?
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In a quiet library, four people are sitting at a table. One is reading a book, one is playing chess, one is writing a letter, and one is solving a puzzle. Suddenly, one of them sneezes loudly.
Who sneezed?
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A pet store has a parrot that repeats everything it hears. The store owner puts a “No Talking” sign in front of the parrot. When a customer tries to talk to the parrot, it doesn’t respond.
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