Funny Riddle

What food lives at the beach ?

He has one colour, but not one size,
Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies.
Present in sun, but not in rain,
Doing no harm, and feeling no pain.
What is he ?

He have two hands with good face, but he can not scratch himself. Name him ?

Why did mom test the bath water before putting Silly Billy in ?

Where do penguins keep their money?

What is the reward given to users who reached the top  and the reward for staying  on  top ?
earlier there was reward of rs 100  i think though i am not sure but i dont know the current reward if there is any ?
Just wanna ask this sherlock holmes .

Shut up yodha u greedy bastard. 🙂

What is the difference between a school boy studying and a farmer watching his cattle?

A student asked his teacher – “Madam, is it right if I get in trouble for something I did not do?”
The teacher replied – “Of course not, Tell me who got you in trouble for something you didn’t do?”

Can you guess what the student replied ?