How do you catch a squirrel?

Why did the student eat his homework?

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

Why was the smartphone wearing glasses?

Why did the computer go to the doctor?

Why do programmers prefer dark mode?

Why did the fish blush?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?