What can be swallowed, but can also swallow you ?

What falls but does not break,
and what breaks but does not fall?

A baby girl blows 18 bubbles,
Pops 6 eats 7 and again,
She pops 5 and blows 1.
How many are left?

What fastens two people yet touches only one?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

The things I bite, do not bleed,
I do not bite until you push me;
I bring my victims together each time I bite,
But they will come undone if you pull it just right.
What am I?

A girl came running home crying because her boyfriend broke up with her. When she got home, she broke her phone and all of the pictures that had her boyfriend in it. What broke first?

A man who wanted to prove his love to his wife. So, he climbed the highest mountain, swam the deepest ocean and walked the biggest desert. What do you think his wife said?

A farmer in Benezuela owns a beautiful Mango tree. He supplies the fruit to a nearby grocery store. The store owner has called the farmer to see how much fruit is available for him to purchase. The farmer knows that the main trunk has 24 branches. Each branch has exactly 12 boughs and each bough has exactly 6 twigs. Since each twig bears one piece of fruit, how many Pears will the farmer be able to deliver?