You’re in a mansion and the power’s out.
You see a green door and a red door.  Pick one (it doesn’t matter which.)
Now,
You see a purple door and a orange door. Pick one (again, it doesn’t matter which you pick).
Now,
You see a door with a golden handle and a door with a silver handle. Pick one.

You finally come to some signs on three doors.
One says “Death from drowning,” another says “Death from machine guns,” and the last one says “Death from electric chair.” Then you see a big sign off to the side that says “Or stay in the mansion and starve to death.”

What do you choose and still live?