A man walks into a Chemist looking a little embarrassed. He whispers something into the chemist’s ear. The chemist then pulls out his gun and points it at the man. The man smiles, thanks the chemist and walks away.
On a dark night Louis and Adam were sitting together. Adam was watching movie while his wife Louis was reading mystery book. Suddenly the power went out and Adam decided to go to bed, but strangely Louis kept on reading.
There was no artificial light around, Louis kept on reading.
A lift is on the ground floor. There are 4 people in the lift including me. When the lift reaches 1st floor, 1 person gets out 3 people get in. The lift goes up to the second floor, 2 people get out 6 people get in. It then goes up to the next floor up, no-one gets out but 12 people get in. Halfway up to the next floor up the lift cable snaps, it crashes to the floor. Everyone dies in the lift.
The king of Persia has a visitor who will be his new minister of defence. When he comes the king greets him and asks politely “would you like a tour of the city ” the visitor says “ok“.
As the two of them are walking the king points at a beggar with a donkey and says “that man there is the richest man in the city apart from me” the visitor asks “how“the king replies “well he seems to be smuggling something, but we don’t know when he does it ” so the minister comes up with an idea of having guards search him whenever he goes in or out of the city but this plan does not work.
Two horses were born on the same date and at the same time, traveled the world, and then died on the same date and at the same time, but did not live to the same age.
There is a village that has five fortune tellers.
The first fortune teller’s prediction has 83% chance of being correct.
The second has 63% chance of being correct,
The third 44%,
The fourth 33 %, and
The fifth 5 %.
If you were trying to get the best prediction of your future for selecting a one lucky draw coupon out of 2 Coupons, which fortune teller would you go to?
Two women and two doctors walk into an ice cream parlor. Their favorite flavour was strawberry. Unfortunately, the parlor didn’t have much stock, so they got only two cones of strawberry. Still, none of the team was unsatisfied.